Age: 1 Yr. Old
Adoption Fee: $700.00 (Plus Sales Tax)
Special Needs: no
This summer, I’m bound and determined to get myself to a pool. Before you even think it, let me just say it: I may be a little “thick,” but that can’t stop me from donning a two-piece bathing suit. In fact, I’ve been told this smoking hot body is worthy of even an itty bitty bikini.
But first, I have a problem that needs to be fixed. I can’t breathe! That’s right… I kind of gasp to breathe when I get excited or when I take off running. And when I moved to Texas, I found the air to be kind of thick… thick like I turn purple when it’s hot. I’m hearing now that I was born with an elongated soft palate. It also makes me rattle the walls when I snore.
So, you see, I joined rescue because I really need a surgery to help me breathe. That way, I can go outside and hang with my friends by the pool and, you know, show off my bod.
I am going to sit in Dr. Lay’s lap and let him look down my throat. I expect him to fall in love with me … everyone does. So, please watch my progress as I have the surgery to help me breathe and then prepare for my itty bitty bikini!