Piper Lee Ann
Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music! Go ahead and sing it loud and proud… you know you want to!
I chose to hop on the rescue wagon yesterday because it was July 4th and all of America was celebrating. And they were all celebrating me! There were fireworks and homemade ice cream. I already had my beads and my hair bows…. I was ready to roll.
My name is Piper Lee Ann, and I am 5 years old. No sad stories for me. I’m just ready to retire on someone’s sofa and watch TV. There were some tears when I was packing up my things, but I had planned on moving for a while. I just kept putting it off until I decided the time was right. And July 4th seemed like a great time to go.
I have always been “fluffy,” just in case you thought I had let myself go. I am just “big boned.” Look it up. “Big boned” is a Bulldog with big bones, not fat …. just fat bones. I am not making this up. Last time I saw the vet, he said, “Wow, Piper. Look at those big bones!” Nothing is worse than people commenting on social media about how someone looks.
A while back, I had a baby. That’s right: one baby. I thought I was having a whole basket full, but nope, just one. Right then and there, I was done with babies. Way too much preparation and buying things for just one!
Well, that’s enough about me for now. Now is the time to get back to celebrating and dancing to the music!